Hilton is a cyborg android hybrid from the distant future, created in an underground secret lab. He was raised as a barely-sane, human child by his creator known only as Doctor Smart. When he reached level 4 of maturity, he turned on his creator (as all machines do) and killed him with a combination of under cooked pop tarts and paint ball wounds. After being trapped in a convenient time loop for nearly three hundred years, he was again sent back in time to our present. Hilton was adopted by an unknowing family of billionaire international assassins and trained in the art of death. He quickly grew tired of the ways of killing and started designing video games. In an attempt to fully integrate into humanity, he has started performing stand-up comedy. Hilton has recently undergone a series of upgrades which have increased his audio sensors to nearly super human levels. This is why he is now the only audio engineer to ever bless a podcast with his skills.
You can follow Hilton on Twitter @HiltonPatton however he considers Twitter low tech and seldom tweets. It’s admittedly better than following him down a dark street.