Samuel was born a much smaller man then he is today. Since his youth he has had several disfiguring events such as puberty and being attacked by chairlifts. This has left him unrecognizable to many people around him, unless they met him after the accident, because that’s how he has always looked to them and everyone else is old and doesn’t matter.
Sam doesn’t know what comedy is and was raised to believe the internet is a dangerous place so he doesn’t really care for it. He much prefers tending to his crops of rye and generally not giving a fuck what the Spanish think of him.
Sam can often be found drinking beer and acting high and mighty about the beer he drinks. In his free time along with his beers, Sam will recite week old newspapers in a poorly articulated Morgan freeman voice on public transit and fighting the handicapped for the good seats.
If you’d like to learn more about Sam and the beer he drinks, you can follow him on twitter @pshkwa or if you’d prefer, you can literally do anything else you want.
Follow Sam on Twitter: @pshkwa