Ep. 189 Matt Mellon – Spooning Shetlands

Matt is more than just a guy with a delicious last name.
Matt Mellon – Spooning Shetlands
The Quik & Slow Comedy Show is pleased as sour cream to introduce the show’s guest, Matt Mellon. Matt originated in Ft. McMurray in the southern stretches of the earth’s polar Arctic. Matt has been a comedian for five years and started telling jokes to polar bears and other exotics like oil men. He is here on the show to talk about his experiences and beliefs.
Matt once performed on the Sirius XM Sound Exchange program and is now making in excess of $175. He is a fan of Nick‘s flame-less candle and once backed down from a fight to a man in a wheelchair. Apparently, just because his legs were broke, didn’t mean his mouth couldn’t run.
As a Charlie Day lookalike, Matt is a real pleasure on the show and in real life. He entertains the masses by attempting to send a Tweet via fax and examines the amazing things hookers could do if they were X-Men.
Sit back and relax for this whirlwind adventure as the whole gang at the podcast takes listeners by the hand for a guided mystical journey. Today the cast includes, Right fielder and centerpiece, Nick McQuik; Guest host and owner of dongfarts.com, Joshua Coss; Intern and pro-women woman, Jamee Nall; Torn pants wearing river boat steward and sound operator, Sam Jetroy Waterwoman; The man who can only stay for an hour more, Liam Creswick; and, I-barely-talk-because-there-are-moths-in-my-mouth, Aaron Maslow.
As a special treat to listeners, this will be a two part series as one part is too few and three is too many. Thanks for coming out. Stay tuned and enjoy!
Follow Matt, inventor of Twitter, on Mellon: @Matt_Mellon