Tom is a fine young man full of music and karate. He studied music at the “School of None of your Business” where he received a degree in Not Business. Tom stands 6’4” and sits in chairs to watch Netflix. Tom has more tattoos than eyeballs, and he has balls to spare, he is able to fight multiple children with only a handful of orange slices. Tom was once seen jumping and clapping at the same time, what does that mean? Should it be in the biography? All this and more will never be explained in this reading.